JUST FOR FUN SHAKE...

joke of the day

It is a conversation between a STOCK TRADER&GOD
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A trader and God are speaking. The trader asks God,

“What is a million years like to you?”
“Like one second,” answers God.

The trader then asks,
“What is a million dollars like to you?”

God answers,
“Like one penny.”

The trader then asks, “Can you spare a penny?”
“Sure,” says God, “give me a second.”

Just For Fun

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"

The second woman replied,

"Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"

Guardian Angel

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you when I got married?”

Relax...Another Master..is Getting Ready.

These days we are hearing so many Scandal news about the spiritual masters one after another.Right from Nithyanada to Kalki !!! Why this is happening? I strongly belief it is because of the so called spiritual masters are capable of minting so much money and creating wealth after wealth around the world corners and that give them a kind of power and they slowely become power/fame maniac's and start abusing the diciples and others.

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Thats why they have forgotten their prime responsibilities to make peoples enlighten ; instead they fool people and start abusing wealth from them.This picture i got it from Akash Krishna >it has very meanifull insights that every one Think themselfs that, they are enlighten..The problem starts here and there are so many false guru's and the manipulation happening around in the name of Spirituality.